Famous Tributes (uncut) :

"So then he said 'Adolf, Germans are all racist fucks,just bad mouth the Jews and they'll make you their God - but whatever you do don't invade Russia'. If only I'd listened to the Russia part"
                                            A distraught Adolf Hitler
                                                        circa 1945

"And I was like totally wasted man, I mean I was TRIPPIN', and then Liam told me to just make up some bullshit theory about time and space being relative, cause, like no-one would be able to disprove it and I'd be famous, and it worked man it worked"
                                            Albert Einstein
                                            (giggling insanely)

"There we were in Apollo One and we were really nervous you know. Then Liam said 'This is one small step for Flask, but one giant leap for all Flask-kind' and I thought, hey I can use that, I can use that"
                                            Neil Armstrong
                                            Refering to the little known
                                            fourth member of the moon
                                            mission

"So the war with Troy had been going on for fucking ages man,10 years or some shit like that. Then we decided to try out Liam's Wooden Horse thing and it turned out the be the most brilliant strategic move in history"     
                                            Greek Officer
                                            circa 500Bc

"The Drag Queen act just wasn't working for me, I don't think people were ready for it so I asked Liam for some career guidance and he pointed out that religion was a growth area"
                                            Jesus Christ
                                            AKA "Fifi the dancing whore"

"And I said 'Forget it Liam, I've peaked at my career, ain't no fat, leacherous hillbilly ever gonna get to the White House". Then he offered to take over my campaign and now here I am - I owe everything to that Flask."
                                            William Jefferson Clinton

"'Don't trust that fat bitch Linda Tripp' was all he ever said to me. That and 'wash your fuckin clothes you smelly bitch'. I suppose I should have listened really."
                                              Monica Lewinsky

"That funLiam, what a headcase, keeps telling me not to travel by plane"
                                              Buddy Holly

"I remember this time in Nam, we were coming under heavy enemy fire, my platoon was doomed. We were as good as dead until Liam showed up and eh, won the war."
                                              Private Ryan

"So then Liam told it to me straight - he said I was never gonna come up with a good idea of my own and I should rip off someone else's. So I did. Then he freaked when he asked for 10% and I would'nt give it to him. I don't know what he's bitchin about - I sent him a copy of Windows98."
                                              Bill Gates

"Hardest Cunt I ever met"
                                              Mohammed Ali

"Ah funliam - 'find a woman and settle down' he said. 'Too much of that lovin'll kill you'. But what would he know."
                                              Freddie Mercury

"I don't really mind the Brits, I just got really pissed one night and Liam talked me into this whole national revoloution thing"
                                              Michael Collins

"I wasn't gone on the Oath of Allegiance, but funLiam said that it was the best deal we could get at the time."

                                              Michael Collins

"He's the most incredible opponent I've ever had. A Strategic Genius"
                                              Gary Kasparov

"I've smoked so much pot, I'm surprised I have'nt turned into a plant....what's this about again?"
                                              John Lennon

"Mmmmm.....funliam....."
                                              Homer Simpson

"Imagine What? Sorry I didn't get the last bit, could you repeat it funLiam?"

                                              John Lennon

"For some reason he did'nt want me to go to Texas, and he said "at least bring a hard-top car", which seemed strange."
                                              John F. Kennedy

"Sure it was tragic and all, but funLiam told me to duck, so that's exactly what I did."
                                              Jackie O.

"You know, it was funLiam who first opened me up to the possibilities of dream analysis."
                                            Martin Luther King.

"Of course the big irony is that funLiam came to us with an iceberg ramming machine design before we left, but we thought 'What fucking use is that gonna be?'"
                                              Chief Engineer
                                              The Titanic

"So Liam says to me : 'get off that animal Chris, you look stupid'."
                                              Christopher Reeve

"Yeah, we were in this diner a little while ago just havin a burger, and Liam pointed out that the chef was scratchin his arse. He was breakin his shit laughin at it too, was our Liam. He then told me that according to some article he'd been reading, 60% of guys don't wash their hands after they go to the John. I just sat there and thought 'well, damn'."
                                              Howard Hughes

"Yeah, I do remember funLiam. I remember him tellin me as a lad that Masturbation got you chicks. Boy if I ever see that little fuckin Thermos again I'll..."
                                              Elton John

"Well, if the Thermos tells me to nod more, then that's exactly what I'll do to win the election."
                                              Mary Robinson.

"I was all set for a career in commodities dealing when FunLiam put me on the right track"
                                              Karl Marx

"'Tis to FunLiam I owe the good council that I truly cherish, for 'twas he that said 'Will, give ye up the day-jobbe'... "
                                              Wm Shakespeare

"It was FunLiam that first alerted me to the fact that a policy of moderate reform allied to free market principles wouldn't win popular approval"
                                              Lenin

"It was FunLiam who advised me to get involved on a national level...."
                                            Dermot Lohan

"The last time I was talking to funLiam he advised me against spending the winter in Russia"
                                            Napolean Bonaparte
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